Robin Williams, Daniel Handler, and Paris Hilton to feed to the zombies, and then use her severed limbs as weapons.
Batman, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., and...I'm going to steal Robin Williams from purple_chalk, because he was Peter Pan. He can fly.
Aw, and here I just wanted him 'cause he's crazy...
A reason that should not be overlooked.
pure curiosity, but y KV. i mean hes an awesome writer but y would he be good in a survival situation (btw he fucking died, a great loss)
for exactly that reason. Now he can relate secrets from the afterlife, which I'm sure would be of great use when battling zombies.
winona ryder, natalie portman, whoever plays willow on buffy..allison hannigan?
we might die, but fuck. i'd die happy. very very happy.
bring on the zombies!
Charlton Heston (dude, he’s an NRA member), Brendan Fraser, and Jim Carrey. The last two are mostly just so that I could have someone more stupid and annoying than I am that Mr. Heston would throw to the zombies to eat.
Mel Gibson (as long as they are Jewish zombies, no problem), Samuel L. Jackson (for obvious reasons), and Gerard Butler (did you see 300??)
I saw 300 on the IMAX. It was so awesome. Awesome from a purely visual sense. I will forcefully ignore anything that might bother me about the movie because OMG SPECIAL EFFCTXZ!
I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE IN IMAX SO BADLY! But Gretchen is like "15 bucks? nope!" and I'm like "but puhleaaaase!" and the conversations ends with me feeling unhappy and unfulfilled. Lucky bastard, you are.
AGH! I hereby ditch Scott Bakula. Gerard Butler was not only FUCKING INCREDIBLE in 300, which is now one of my all time mindfuckiningly awesome favorite movies, but he was also Phantom of hte Opera. Double kudos!
Max Brooks - He wrote the zombie survival guide, so he'd obviously be the most knowledgeable person in the situation
Charlton Heston - Sure, he's a crazy old coot, but I figure he must have a huge arsenal of weaponry and be fairly skilled in the proper use of it. Although he's old, he still seems to be relatively physically capable, but if he dies while he's with us, we can still raid his armory.
Bill Gates - One word: Resources. Bill Gates is so rich that he definitely has the resources to stave off a zombie attack. I figure he has a private helicopter, and his mansion has got to be one of the most well-fortified buildings in the world. He probably has a good bit of non-perishable food and water stored away somewhere for emergency situations.
I wanna change my answer, now I think about it a bit: I want three Chuck Norrisses.
I want Bruce Schneier, Chuck Norris and Mr. T.
The zombies would explode just from seeing that much awesome.
Seth Putnam(the guy from Anal Cunt), Ronald Reagan, and Hulk Hogan. Bring it on.
Chuck Norris. enough said.
Freddy Rodriguez. I would marry this man... besides, he kicked mutated butt in Planet Terror.
Bruce Lee. He'd be a zombie because he's dead BUT in this scenario, he'd be by my side... kicking evil zombie butt. ^_^
Bruce Lee.. I like how you think.
David Duchovny, Scott Bakula and Rob Thomas. David Duchovny and Scott Bakula to help me do the ass-kicking, and Rob Thomas to write songs about it.
Angelina Jolie, the Rock, and Jessica Simpson to use as bait.
ok well i can do this in one
chuck motherfucking norris
and then maybe tony jaa, cuse hes fucking crazy, and jet li for the same reasons. i do like the idea of robin williams. kieth richards could be good too, i mean hes fucking invincible
Paris Hilton - a sacrifice / bait
Selma Huyec - ass-kicker of zombies
Jane Goodall - hella survival info
2007-06-01 11:08 pm (UTC)
Randomness from the Intra-nets
So far behind, but I don't care
Bruce Campbell: Hail to the King!!!
Christian Bale: Batman, John Preston, Patrick Bateman, English.
Sean Bean: Sharpe, Boromir, English.